Total Medals Earned: 846 (From 124 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,815 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Beat the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 12/32 (210/500 points)
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
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He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
A classic for bidding!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 4/24 (65/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 18/40 (110/500 points)
Kill an angry Fisherman before he manages to hit you with his Big Fish.
Knock down 200 Zombies.
Decapitate 200 Zombies.
Kill a Sweeper without being hit by it once.
Open 25 crates.
Kick a Goliath.
Buy your first Skill.
Kick a Zombie Head intro a group of 3 or more Zombies.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies on Nightmare mode.
Hunt Zombies for over an Hour.
Have 12 or more Zombies on the level at once.
Kill a Fisherman without getting hit by any of his fish.
Clear an area with 1 minute or more left on the clock.
Kill a Sweeper before he's done a full cycle of a level.
Kill a Goliath on Nightmare Mode.
Fortify an area.
Eat a total of 100 food pick-ups.
Shoot off 400 arms.
Start a day with 99 Rifle bullets.
Kick 100 Zombie Heads.
Surf 25 times.
Surf another Zombie straight after you finished surfing one.
Buy all the skills.
Spend a total of 2500 Pounds.
Kill five Zombies in a row using only your kick.
Accumulate a total of 1000 Pounds.
Perform 15 successful pistol reloads in a row.
Kill a total of 2000 Zombies.
Fortify 3 of the 4 areas.
Finish the game with Nightmare Mode on throughout.
Do the most damage possible with one bullet to a Goliath's Head.
Finish the game.
Obtain all other Medals.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/200 points)
Beat the tutorial levels.
Set a cat on fire.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/110 points)
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.